GLD
Tokenized goldThe reserve asset.
Every buy routed through the gold pool pays its fee in gold. It is the oldest thing in the fund and the one nobody has to explain.
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Robinhood Chain · three commodity markets
Gold. Silver. Oil.
Paid out every day.
$TITTIES trades in three pools, against tokenized gold, silver and oil. Every trade pays a fee, and the creator’s whole share of it goes to holders — in the asset the trade was made in, hourly, with nothing to claim.
A memecoin, not a commodity fund. Nothing is managed and no metal is stored anywhere. Rewards depend entirely on trading. Distributions are made according to volume and can take more than hourly.
- Paid to holders
- Price
- Holders
- Markets
no distributions yet
live · 19:17 UTC
liquidity locked forever
Three things people have always traded.
The supply is split across three locked pools, one per commodity. A buy in any of them pays its fee in that commodity; arbitrage keeps the three prices together, so the token has one price and three ways in.
SLV
Tokenized silverGold with a job.
Half monetary metal, half industrial input. It trades harder in both directions, which is exactly what a fee-paying pool wants.
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USO
Tokenized oilThe thing that runs everything.
Priced in the open, consumed by everyone, and the reason half the art on this site has a derrick in it.
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Where people actually traded: GLD 0 · SLV 0 · USO 0
How you get paid.
The fee is a property of the pool, not a tax written into the token, so it does not matter where you buy. Every route pays holders.
A buy
- 1Someone buys TITTIESWith ETH, USDG or the commodity itself, on par.family or any terminal that trades Uniswap v4.
- 2The pool takes its feeA flat fee on the trade, charged by the pool, in the asset that went in. Nobody has to route around it.
- 3Holders are paid, hourlyThe creator share is sent to the holder vault, harvested every hour and split by balance. Gold pays gold, silver pays silver, oil pays oil.
A sell
- 1Someone sells TITTIESThrough any of the three pools.
- 2The fee is paid in TITTIESBecause the token is what went into the swap.
- 3It goes back to holdersRecycled hourly to everyone still holding, while the protocol share of it is burned.
Any terminal works
The pool charges the fee itself. par.family, an aggregator, a bot — the payout is the same.
Nothing to claim
Rewards arrive in your wallet on their own. No staking, no lockup, no button.
Fixed at launch
The fee terms and the liquidity lock were frozen when the token launched. Nobody can change, pause or redirect them.
The mechanics above are par.family’s, not ours — the holder vault, the hourly harvest and the locked position are their contracts. Read their docs or check the launch page.
What has gone back to holders.
Every hourly round the vault pays will appear here, by asset, summed over its lifetime.
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paid to TITTIES holders across 0 distributions
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What has been destroyed.
Half of the base fee on every trade is the protocol's, and its share of the token side is burned on collection. The supply only goes one way.
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TITTIES burned to the zero address, 0.000% of the launch supply
- Supply at launch
- 1,000,000,000
- Burned so far
- 0
- Supply now
- 1B
Nobody holds the burned supply and nobody can bring it back. The launch put the entire supply into the three pools, and those positions are locked with no withdrawal function.
What sits inside the pools.
The commodity side of each locked position: what buyers have paid in, and what you would be selling back into. It is not a treasury, and nobody can withdraw it.
MarketIn the poolTraded
GLD——
SLV——
USO——
Plus — TITTIES still unsold in the three positions. Figures as of 19:17 UTC.
What has yours received?
Paste any address. Read-only — nothing is connected and nothing is signed.
Copy the contract. Buy it anywhere.
Paste the address into par.family or whatever terminal you already use. Pay with ETH, USDG or one of the commodities — the terminal routes the trade for you.
$TITTIES contract · Robinhood Chain (chain id 4663)
0x7b618606b782ddee486cab81232d0de7bf64c3bfYou never need to hold gold, silver or oil to buy in. Whatever you pay with, the route ends in one of the three pools, and that pool’s fee pays holders.
